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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ohh--whale
carol-danvers-lesbian

i have a theory.

all gays do the gay sit, right?

here is how to tell if a gay is a bottom or a top based on the way they sit.

bottoms: minimalize the amount of space they are using by scrunching their legs up (sitting crisscross applesauce in a chair, curling up into a ball)

tops: take up all of the space (spread legs out, find different objects to prop their legs on)

Source: yourtwomoms im a top & a bottom
viilanelles
claryfightwood

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

malviebertha

what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian

claryfightwood

wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of
a movie

toogaytofunctionnn

Explain?? How??

claryfightwood

  • weak ass crush on the most conventionally attractive boy in school despite having nothing in common with him.
  • obsession with the girl he was dating, thinking she hated her when really she was jealous of him.
  • theatre is gay
  • she loves drama
  • high femme
  • never ended up with a boyfriend because she was gay
  • best friends with her gay brother
  • only sings romantic duets with her gay brother because she’s also gay
  • determined to “stick to status quo” due to internalised homophobia
  • bop to the Top = she’s telling us she wants to be topped
Source: seashellronan